keelychu:
i think we all knew a guy who wore this hat every day
(via spongebobssquarepants)
deathonabitch:
my house is haunted because i live here
freethebooty:
I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers
(Source: done, via kardashiansfuckyeah)
refridgerator:
i only accept apologies in cash
(Source: metalhearted, via kardashiansfuckyeah)
pizzazo:
cthulhufruitloops:herwhisperisthe-jyp:because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body@kj-okay@team-galactics
cthulhufruitloops:
herwhisperisthe-jyp:because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body@kj-okay
herwhisperisthe-jyp:
because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body
@kj-okay
@team-galactics
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
celebrityho:
when something you didn’t want to attend gets cancelled
greatjaggi:
Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s coldMe:
Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold
Me:
dadwavestation:
i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day
draqonight:
“don’t complain, I have it worse than you”
sobeitjay:
kairo-koutureee:86thatshit:jjsinterlude:tahreza:im scaredI HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!This is very personal and direct lolI’ve been in this position more than once lmaolmao
kairo-koutureee:
86thatshit:jjsinterlude:tahreza:im scaredI HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!This is very personal and direct lolI’ve been in this position more than once lmao
86thatshit:
jjsinterlude:tahreza:im scaredI HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!This is very personal and direct lol
jjsinterlude:
tahreza:im scaredI HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!
tahreza:
im scared
I HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!
This is very personal and direct lol
I’ve been in this position more than once lmao
lmao
ohshititsgreg:
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
spoken-not-written:
WAKE UP AMERICA.THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’THESE ARE POTATO...
WAKE UP AMERICA.
THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’
THESE ARE POTATO...
clahrify:
Alan Rickman died when he was 69, David Bowie died when he was 69. Donald Trump is...
rawdi-kun:
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like